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From CollegeHumor:

The show really missed an opportunity by never having a full Renly/Loras sex scene. They're one of the few major homosexual couples on the show and they didn't use this while they had the chance.

For the sake of fairness, they need to make better use of Oberyn Martell.--The Dragon Demands (talk) 02:27, August 16, 2013 (UTC)

I would also like more dongs. An Oberyn/Daemon Sand scene would be the way forward!--The-Boy 10:55, August 16, 2013 (UTC)
Given that Oberyn openly says he wants to have a threesome in the books, I don't think they'll pass that up. Andalish people form other parts of Westeros act like the Dornish are "exotic", but the door swings both ways: Oberyn and Ellaria think blonde-haired Andal people are "exotic", so when he comes to King's Landing, he makes an off-hand remark that he wants to find a good brothel with a hot blonde whore to "share" with Ellaria because she's never had a blonde girl before.
At any rate my hope is that they give some "Sexposition" scenes involving Oberyn that highlight that he's not just frisky but he and his wife are into bi stuff; the only canon homosexual couple on this show was Renly/Loras and they didn't use them prominently enough before Renly died. Moreover, I have this idea that they should use that brothel scene with Oberyn as a segway into him meeting with Varys, just as the TV show portrayed Varys meeting with Illyrio Mopatis in Season 1, making it clear that the Martells are Targaryen-loyalists.--The Dragon Demands (talk) 13:33, August 16, 2013 (UTC)